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Today’s chaos: extreme humidity, forced pizza and a confession that might get me banned from Italy.

Laundry day today and let me tell you — I barely came out alive.

The humidity in the laundry room is no joke.

Imagine this: when you enter, the drying room is on the left, blasting heat to dry the clothes. On the right side, you have the washing machines and the dryer. Between those two rooms is a third room where you fold the laundry and everything.

Now imagine the heat.

It was so horribly humid that I had to go to the storage room and bring a fan just to cool things down.

A neighbor came downstairs and laughed when she saw the fan.

I showed her why I had it, and her laughter quickly turned into a confused “what the fk?”

I swear, I could’ve ice skated in that third room.

It was so humid that it created a very shallow lake on the floor.

Awful.

But I’m done for today.

Today’s dinner: pizza.
Did I enjoy it?
No.

I hate eating during summer — I literally can’t handle hot food when it’s warm outside because the heat makes me feel sick.

So I basically had to force myself to eat some of the pizza.

I managed half.

Diabetes + not having eaten since yesterday = not a great combo.

And yes… I eat pizza with pineapple 💀

The Italians are probably going to hate me after this.

I’M SORRY.

…And before anyone asks — at least this time I didn’t put ketchup on it.

Yes.

I sometimes eat pizza with ketchup.

My taste buds are clearly insane.

— 🔮 Question Jar 🔮 —

Pineapple on pizza — yes or no?

Please tell me I’m not the only one who has weird food habits.